My friend actually asked me to come over right when Supernatural started but i told her i had already taken my pants off for the night and she understood
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When a pen dies
- Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
- Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
- Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
- Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
- Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
- Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
- Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
- Me: Don't be... dead.
- Pen:
- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll live with 80 cats, approximately
That awkward moment when you can’t tell if someone is a guy or a girl or not
Because they either look like this
Or this
And sometimes even this
And then you are just there like
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